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swine flu: who should pay?
Sunday, 03 May 2009

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Swine flu is expensive. The the physicians committee for responsible medicine has suggested that we bill the people responsible for the outbreak: Smithfield Foods Inc. They have even created a handy invoice to send to Smithfield "to show the price consumers are paying to protect themselves from the swine flu outbreak that may have originated at one of the company's farms":

Invoice No. 0000001

Dear  [Decision Maker],

Please see Invoice No. 0000001 below:

Bill to:
Smithfield Foods, Inc.
200 Commerce St.
Smithfield, VA 23430

Item [Amount Due]

1 box of surgical face masks: $11.99

3 8 ounce bottles of hand sanitizer: $13.97

10 doses of antiviral flu medication: $95.09

Protecting myself from swine flu likely caused by hog farms: Priceless

Tax: Constant fear and panic

Total Due: Incalculable

Sincerely,
veganunderground.com

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